Workplace Antics!!

To decide if my present workplace is worthwhile or opposite is a tough one to make.. Lemme talk abt the routine that we have here..
While most offices are laden with people arriving on time, my workplace dosent bother me much on that factor..I wud say its rather unfair of me to go to office as late as I do..On projects we carry out the mundane task of working around with unusual timings..but wen u arent on one..as i am..then the former action springs in the routine..All is then left to do is carry the task of checking up mails..cribbing why I have to come to office in the first place?? It pushes me into my ever undying habit of a smoke..a lot of gossip on my worth in the organization.. my next increment..my this.. my that..blah blah..
To take a look around is a sad tale to the eyes..ppl are exactly doing the same wat I do..We try looking busy..they ignore your moderate presence..but then I cant term them as insensitive..coz I am one of them..exactly trying imitate the others..kya karen boss ko dikhana padta hai apunkaa worth..
Time flies here..soon u see empty spaces.. its lunch time..love it or hate it..everyone is starving..and then comes another round of smoke and same old discussions..we are getting this work.. we are getting that..unfortunately u only get to listen to these eavesdroppings from your seniors..then u settle to rub noses, yawn.. all a sign of zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz..
An early evening of snacks and chai plus ofcourse smoke adorns the outside space.. we discuss how much we did not work today.. why pay these amounts of salary to do this..We question tht everyday..
And sharp at 6.00 pm its bid adieu..

By now u must be thinking why we work here??

Well I have these answers,
.. where on earth do u get mongers who persistently prove that they are unworthy of getting salaries here, but always talk about their next hikes?
.. where would you find an office full of bosses waiting for their juniors to have a ciggy, while always claiming that more work needs to be done?
.. where would you find a workplace where your CEO takes you on a drinking party in his Tata Safari in the dead of the night, u see people wait for this kind of times in office when mostly 6.00 pm office looks like a haunted mansion.

I would put this workplace in a zone of its own.. it rocks for people empathy,dirty speaking, timings, the CEO- would have him call as a Chief Entertainment Officer..
It sucks coz of no work, nose digging, space for walk, forget not the lack of good babes..
while U decide for urselves..for me this office is life..its pays enough to sustain.. and encourages to stay put without work..
Signing off zzzzzzzzzzzzz...
ZZZZZailu...